So, for the past 2 days I have been staying at the Embassy Suites with my good friend A. The second best part of this stay (the first being A is here with me!) is the quotes that the Embassy puts on items in the room. I would like to share these with you at this time.
On the drink coasters: Because sometimes you need a cup of coffee to go downtstairs to get a cup of coffee.
On the room key: If you are late to a meeting held in your on room, buddy, you've got no excuse.
On the door hanger: There's a good reason for you not to knock right now.
I hope you enjoyed these little plays on words as much as A and I did.