Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Pick-up lines, cooky looks, etc.


So, my friends A, B, and K decided to practice flirting on the way to our fantabulous Hotlanta get away this past weekend. It all stems from this new show on TV about how to get the guy. Apparently you should look him in the eye for 4 seconds, smile, then look away. It all sounds pretty funny to me, so I asked D last night what he thought about it. Apparently he did an indepth study in college on the very subject and explained to me how to do it. Then we learned I am horrible at it, that guys probably think I'm evil, and thus why I am still single. HAHAHA.

So, that got me thinking of pick up lines. My all time favorite is "Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?" That's awesome! How can you compete with that?

Here are some other classics:
  • You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
  • If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  • You must be a broom because you have swept me off my feet.

If any guy or girl ever uses a horrible pick up line on your (or they just aren't your type), simply reply "I like your approach now let me see your departure."

What do you think are classic pick up lines?

4 comments:

Tryphena said...

So, if a man stared at me for 4 whole seconds, smiled, then looked away, I would think one of the following:

1)I have spinach in my teeth and he's laughing at me.
2)He's plotting my abduction.
3)He has some kind of muscle-control syndrome.

DCG said...

(CAVEAT: I HAVE NEVER, NOR EVER WOULD USE A PICK-UP LINE.)

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

(AND IF I EVER BREAK MY OATH, I WON'T USE THAT ONE.)

Tryphena said...

Or how about:

"If my nose was runnin' money, honey, I'd blow it all on you."

Carrie said...

I was waiting on that one, Jamie!