So, today is all about Shay. Shay is married to one of my goodest friends, Shanle. Yes, I said goodest. Get over it. I'm from the South...proper English is not expected of me. The fact that I occasionally write cohesive sentences on this blog should make you happy enough. But I have digressed. (See I even know big words like digress. Are you happy now?)
It's Shay's birthday. Shay just recently found out I have a blog so I thought I'd write a little poem for him. We'll see how it turns out. If you keep looking and there is no poem it means it didn't turn out. I just thought I'd lay it all on the line for those of you who may wonder if I'm losing it. I am, but just because I'm losing it doesn't mean you have to get all upset about it. After all, I'm moving to the beach and you aren't. So there. Oops..I digressed again. Here goes something...
September 26 is a day
It's a day to celebrate Shay
How many years I will not tell
I'm writing this on my new Dell
Shay stole Shanle's heart I fear
At least he let her stay real near
Their wedding was just like a dream
It gave Haley and I time to scheme
Happy Birthday to my friend
I just now found a key that says end
Until I learn the new computer's quirks
Silly poems like this will have to work
Shay, I hope you had a great b'day. If I had found the picture of you on the turtle I would have placed it on the blog, but it disappeared from your Facebook profile so I couldn't humiliate you in front of the 4 people who actually read this blog.