I did not eat a whole bag of Pirate's Botty Aged White Cheddar Puffs in 24 hours. No, I did not. I had help. But still the bag is now empty. Truly sad since I have to drive all the way to Whole Foods to buy more. And that is all the way on the other side of the bridge. It's kinda like having to drive past Papermill in Knoxville to buy something. Completely unacceptable.