And Now We Discuss My Diverse Tastes

$3.88 makes me happy 2 - 3 mornings a week (yes, I know that is obsessive, but work with me here.)

$3.88 will buy me this: 1 Chicken Biscuit + 1 large Coke

I can also up the price to $4.42 and get a side of cheese grits. Yes, that's right, I can get cheese grits at my local Chick-Fil-A.

Then I come to work and I see this in my inbox:

Dear Restoration Hardware, why must you tempt me with chandeliers that are $2500 dollars. So not in my $3.88 budget. And it would look so perfect in my dream cabin in the mountains. But for $2500 I could put in that hot tub I would much rather have.

Note: There is no dream cabin yet. But there will be. You can count on that.