1. Twilight. I don't do vampires. That also goes for vampire TV shows on The CW and HBO.
2. Harry Potter. The only potter I do is "Potter"y Barn. And I do enough there I don't need any other potter in my life.
3. The Bachelor/Bachelorette/or whatever lame reality show is currently on. In fact, I really don't do reality TV. I used to watch SYTYCD, but even that is lame now that they changed all the rules, etc. and so forth.
4. Tanning. You may see me at the beach, but that's just so I can burn. It's what I do.
5. Peeing on the beach. I leave that to More Lucy's kids. (There will be a whole blog post on this woman soon. If you're not reading her, start. She's the best thing blogging since sliced bread.)
6. Riding a bike. I don't have one.
7. Eating oysters. I don't like them. Raw or fried. Yuck.