I used to love you. You provided me with my favorite niece Doodlebug and favorite cousin Jennifer. Let's not forget great friend Autumn either.
It used to be that I could count on you for cooler temperatures. Yesterday, the heat index was 88. Today the heat index is 88. October, this is just wrong. I need low 70s. I need 0% humidity. You see, October, you are the month that begins allowing me to wear my hair straight. Today, the humidity is 69%. This is not cool.
I have looked at the 10 day forecast and apparently you are going to play the tease and have a high of 69 on Friday. But Sunday, the last day of your month? 77. Ridiculous.
So, October I want you to think long and hard on what a huge responsibility you carry each Fall. And I want you to think about how you have failed me this year. And next year, well next year I'm anticipating you being on much better behavior.